Perfect for sitting around the campfire, roasting s’mores, and lightening the mood after the spooky ghost story Dad just told the kids – 25 of the best Halloween jokes!
25 Best Halloween Jokes for the Whole Family
Q: What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!
Q: What do little trees say on Halloween?
A: Twig or Treat!
Q: What kind of instrument do you play on Halloween?
A: A SPOOKulele!
Q: What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock a door?
A: A SPOOKey!
Q: What do you call a dead detective?
A: Sherlock Bones!
Q: Why didn’t the vampire bite Taylor Swift?
A: She had bad blood!
Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A: Ghoul!
Q: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
A: It raises their spirits!
Q: What do little monsters call their parents?
A: Mummy and Deady!
Q: What do skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetit!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go see the scary movie?
A: He didn’t have the guts!
Q: What is a monster’s favorite bean?
A: A Human Bean!
Q: Where do most werewolves live?
A: In Howlywood, CA
Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling!
Q: What do eye doctors give out on Halloween as treats?
A: Candy Corneas!
Q: Which plants like Halloween the most?
A: BamBOO!
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite ride at the fair?
A: The RollerGhoster!
Q: What part of the street do skeletons live on?
A: The dead end!
Q: Why do they put fences around graveyards?
A: Because people are dying to get in!
Q: What did the ghost say when his friend lied to him?
A: I can see right through you!
Q: What is Dracula’s favorite circus act?
A: He always goes for the juggler!
Q: What do you call a kind and considerate monster?
A: A complete failure!
Q: Why didn’t the students like their teacher who was also a vampire?
A: There were too many blood tests!
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night?
A: Tweets!
Q: What’s the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which!
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