25 BEST (CLEAN) HALLOWEEN JOKES

halloween jokes for kids

Perfect for sitting around the campfire, roasting s’mores, and lightening the mood after the spooky ghost story Dad just told the kids –  25 of the best Halloween jokes!

 

25 Best Halloween Jokes for the Whole Family

 

Q: What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?

A: Wrap!

 

 

Q: What do little trees say on Halloween?

A: Twig or Treat!

 

 

Q: What kind of instrument do you play on Halloween?

A: A SPOOKulele!

 

 

Q: What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock a door?

A: A SPOOKey!

 

 

Q: What do you call a dead detective?

A: Sherlock Bones!

 

 

Q: Why didn’t the vampire bite Taylor Swift?

A: She had bad blood!

 

 

Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?

A: Ghoul!

 

 

Q: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?

A: It raises their spirits!

 

 

Q: What do little monsters call their parents?

A: Mummy and Deady!

 

 

Q: What do skeletons say before eating?

A: Bone Appetit!

 

 

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go see the scary movie?

A: He didn’t have the guts!

 

 

Q: What is a monster’s favorite bean?

A: A Human Bean!

 

 

Q: Where do most werewolves live?

A: In Howlywood, CA

 

 

Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

A: Spelling!

 

 

Q: What do eye doctors give out on Halloween as treats?

A: Candy Corneas!

 

 

Q: Which plants like Halloween the most?

A: BamBOO!

 

 

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite ride at the fair?

A: The RollerGhoster!

 

 

Q: What part of the street do skeletons live on?

A: The dead end!

 

 

Q: Why do they put fences around graveyards?

A: Because people are dying to get in!

 

 

Q: What did the ghost say when his friend lied to him?

A: I can see right through you!

 

 

Q: What is Dracula’s favorite circus act?

A: He always goes for the juggler!

 

 

Q: What do you call a kind and considerate monster?

A: A complete failure!

 

 

Q: Why didn’t the students like their teacher who was also a vampire?

A: There were too many blood tests!

 

 

Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night?

A: Tweets!

 

 

Q: What’s the problem with twin witches?

A: You never know which witch is which!

 

 

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